Jessica and I spent the weekend in Lisbon, Portugal, exploring what the Portuguese have to offer. And believe me, they offer some good stuff.

We landed in Lisbon at 4 PM and ran to catch the sunset from St. George's castle at the top of the Alfama district. It was absolutely beautiful and the perfect way to start off the trip. We had a view of the whole city from the turrets of the old castle. As you can see from the pictures, the city is very San Francisco-esque with a big bridge and a bay and (unfortunately) equally as windy.

We learned a lesson at our first Portuguese dinner that I would like to recount so that those after me do not make that same mistake. When you sit down and order at a Portuguese restaurant, they set out bread, butter, cheese, etc for you to pick at while your food comes. This seemed relatively normal to me given that it's kind of a European thing. Little did we know, they charge you for each little thing that you eat, right down to the packet of butter which costs about $1. So if you eat the two small loaves of bread, two things of butter, 1 thing of tuna pate, and the cheese, they tack on a hefty 7 euros of extra expenses to your bill. Not a fortune by any means but still a sizeable amount considering that a dinner only cost 6 euros. So be careful, and eat wisely...
We spent our first whole day in Portugal in a town called Sintra, about 40 minutes outside of Lisbon. The town is famous for its many palaces set high in the forrests of the surrounding hills. It was an absolutely picturesque place and not that expensive. We spent some time in the moorish castle which had awesome views of the valley below. It was pretty crazy to imagine trying to attack such a castle from below and to picture how totally fucked you would be if you did.

We also explored the Pena Palace, a very lavish mansion that served as the
summer residence of the Portuguese royal family. It had some pretty awesome gargoyles and sculptures and was definitely worth seeing.After eating some of the typical pastries from Sintra, we headed back to Lisbon and explored some more of the city. Some time around now, my camera ran out of batteries so I have no pictures of the nights shenanigans. However, I have words...
We ate dinner at a random place we found that looked quite good. This time, veterans of the trade, we avoided the butter and tuna spread and came out on top. Portugal 1, Jessica and Ryan 1. I ordered Bacalao which is a very typical fish served in Portugal. I'm pretty sure its Cod in English. It was amazing. We also orderd a half bottle of Port and then a pitcher of house wine, leaving dinner around 11:00 with a firm buzz. We wandered around the streets looking for something good and eventually found the local hot spots. We started buying 3 euro drinks at a bar next to some live music so we could sit outside and drink cheaper drinks. After the third drink, we realized the name of the bar was "Chueca". Chueca, oddly enough is also the name of the gay district of Madrid. "That's funny" we thought to ourselves as we looked around and found ourselves in the middle of a whole lot of homosexual women and men. Needless to say we continued to order drinks there for some time and left home with happy tastebuds, jolly spirits, and exercised livers.
We woke up a little too early the next day to try and pack some last bits of sightseeing in before our flight that night. We headed to the very well visited Belem district where the top sights to see are the Jeronimos Monastery, the place where Vasco de Gama and his crew prayed before setting sail for India, and the Belem tower, the former watchpoint that guarded the entrace to the bay of Lisbon. The monastery was definitely worth seeing and was very intricately detailed but there wasnt too much of mention.

What does deserve mention is the McDonalds right next to the
Jeronimos Monastry that, I swear, has invented a cure for the hangover and is currently including it in their dollar menu cheeseburgers. Plus it had a pretty sweet modern interior.We finished our stay in Lisbon at the Oceanarium, an interesting Aquarium type deal that has one very large central tank surrounded by different exhibits. The main attraction for us was a Sunfish which we promptly named "Gregory". I had never seen one in real life and they are seriously bizarre animals. One funny thing about them is that they are also known as "Mola molas". In spanish "mola" is a way of saying that something is cool. So these fish are pretty much the shit. The aquarium also had some Magellanic penguins which are always close to my heart (because I adopted one last year, his name is / was Jonathan).

Lisbon is an awesome city and I would highly recommend it for anyone who travels through Spain.

















